Don't listen to that Jackoff. Jennings: Don't write this down, but I find Milton probably as boring as you find Milton. I've never done this before. Babs: Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft? Pinto: Before we go any further, there's something I have to tell you. [Bluto gives Kroger a congratulatory nudge]. Where's the guts, huh?! Now I want you to tell Mr. Stratton and Mr. Schoenstein exactly what I'm about to tell you right now. Wormer dropped the big one. His brother was a '59, Fred Dorfman. Dean Vernon Wormer: Well, well, well. It's too depressing to think about. The whole f***ing bar! On your UNIFORM?!! We report it to the police. The dean's plan comes into play just before the homecoming parade to end all parades for all time. Would anyone like to smoke some pot? My car filled with your beer buddies going up to empty my parents' liquor cabinet. What we want for every animal in our care is a happy forever home where they’ll be loved and cherished. We're all officially kicked out of school. This year we are going to grab the bull by the balls and kick those punks off campus. Did you say "over"? They're just animals, I guess. Boon: Where are you going? A mysterious young woman, a wild party, a small mix up, life can be pretty strange sometimes. Hell no! No, in this case, I think we have to go all out. Dean Vernon Wormer: I didn't get that, son, what was that? Get it? Let's go, right here! This could be the greatest night of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst! Boon: How does it feel to be an asshole, Neidermeyer? Jennings: But that doesn't relieve you of your responsibility for this material. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part. I sort of did once, but I was drunk... Clorette De Pasto: That's okay, Larry. Oh, you got your lunch. Dean Wormer: There is a little-known codicil in the Faber College constitution which gives the dean unlimited power to preserve order in time of campus emergency. the tough get goin'! What the fuck happened to the Delta I used to know? Neither have I. I'm surprised at you. He's in pre-med. You threw up ON Dean Wormer. Neidermeyer: Dress that line. Just keep your hands and feet away from his mouth. We gotta take these bastards. Flounder: Can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer. Het leverde hem rollen op in komische films als Animal House, waarin hij de rebelse dronkenlap John "Bluto" Blutarsky vertolkte, en Goin' South. Faber College has one frat house so disreputable it will take anyone. Listen, I'm not joking. "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." You'll never get a better chance. D-Day: War's over, man. » Animal House Looks like I missed something. Bluto: What? Otter: I'll tell you what. Neidermeyer: You'll report to the stable tonight and every night at 1900 hours, AND WITHOUT THAT PLEDGE PIN! I'm not gonna take this. Doug Neidermeyer: How does it feel to be an independent, Schoenstein? Dean Vernon Wormer: Carmine, I don't think it's right that you should extort money from the college. Fuck her brains out! Eric 'Otter' Stratton: You guys up for a toga party? It's a toga party. John "Bluto" Blutarsky: Toga! But you're getting warmer. Dean Wormer: Never mind. I want you off this campus at 9:00 Monday morning! Otter: But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. Gentlemen! Greg Marmalard: Well that would be hard to say, sir. Bluto: My advice to you is to start drinking heavily. Hoover: Kent is a legacy, Otter. Otter: Uh, I said, "What a shame that a few bad apples have to spoil a good time for everyone by breaking the rules.". Not me! And goddamn it, tuck up those pajamas! Judith Belushi Pisano (born 1951) (also credited as Judith/Judy Jacklin, Judith/Judy Belushi, and Judith/Judy Jacklin Belushi) is a writer, graphic designer, and artist.Born Judith Jacklin to parents Robert Leslie Jacklin and Jean Buchanan, the youngest of four children. Bluto (John Belushi), Otter and the Deltas run wild at 1962 Faber College. So, just don't tell anyone you still think it's a riot to watch John Belushi as the brutish Bluto slurp Jell-O or terrorize his less-aggressive fellow students. Flounder: [crying] That's easy for you to say! --Rochelle O'Gorman, https://www.quotes.net/movies/animal_house_quotes_421. And Otter and another girl. At a 1962 college, Dean Vernon Wormer is determined to expel the entire Delta Tau Chi Fraternity, but those troublemakers have other plans for him. John "Bluto" Blutarsky: See if you can guess what I am now. Boon: Marlene! Irwin M. 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